Dear VH1, Blender Magazine, and the Unholy Alliance of Viacom;

Kiss off.

43. Non-fake Lesbians
Don’t get us wrong — we love lesbians. Just so long as they’re not playing music. From Melissa Etheridge to the Indigo Girls, real-live sapphic rock stars are to blame for some truly awful trends: earnest coffeehouse confessionalism, the Lilith Fair, flannel. Now t.A.T.u., on the other hand …

This is not an advertisement for a show. This is a public display of stupidity.

Anyways, since Viacom itself was not the number one item on that list, we all know it’s a fix.

Choke on your lies,

-Sly Civilian

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