MAYNARD: It reads, ‘Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaarrrggggggh’.
ARTHUR: What?
MAYNARD: ‘… the Castle of Aaaarrrggggggh’.
BEDEMIR: What is that?
MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, come on!
MAYNARD: Well, that’s what it says.
ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn’t bother to carve ‘aaarrrggggggh’. He’d just say it!
MAYNARD: Well, that’s what’s carved in the rock!
GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.

Sly was down for the count this weekend. If you can avoid it, don’t get a muscle spasm in your neck. It can hurt like a bitch, but be non-life threatening enough to ensure a long wait in the ER.

Hugs and kisses…

sly

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